Like my white Nigerian friend will say "The good thing about long distance relationships is the moment when you get ready to cross the distance"

Odun Ikore de o! (the Year of Harvest has come!!!)

My people, infact if una no flog me, i go flog myself. My silence is unprecedented. Me sef know, so i come humbly. As i dey write so eh? na Ayefele man-pikin dey hear. Omo, to make time out to write on blogger with work, french lessons, novel writing is not yam at all. Omo, i throway salut to all them wey do 10 things at the same time and excelled in all.

How una be? Me.I'm still surprised that Mr Man has still not pissed me off. I swear I keep asking him whether its normal that people we don't argue. Omo, i think the honey moon is still on but ha,what can i say but thank you baba!

I went to see a couple of my old classmates this week, they are all fabulous and have found a replacement 'TEVA'.Can you imagine? They replaced me with a dude from Australia! Incredible! Whats next? LOL
It was cool hanging out with them again...it simply reminded me of that proverb that says 'Twenty Children cannot play together for twenty years...hmmmmmmm!

In other news, Yeye inc's baby craving has since ceased when her favourite cousin gave birth to a bouncing baby girl two weeks ago (why are all kids bouncing when they are born?)Anyways, Aunty go visit her couz, she stayed overnight and could not sleep for a minute through the night. the bundle of joy was really exercising them vocal cords...LOL. After one night,she returned to london with bulgy eyes and a resolve that she REALLY CAN WAIT a long wait to have kids. I swear that was a hilarious sight to watch cuz the yeye inc i know can not see a baby without going "Awwww, I want one!"

Yes o, as i mentioned earlier, im learning french so that i can communicate well with the 'in-laws'. omo no be yam! I dont know who begged me. Na jeje naija boy dey toast me there, wey i dey front. anyways, i go see awon in-laws a couple of weeks back. IT was really cool.the dude's sister is the bomb! She loves SOUTHPARK!!! Awww and she has a lively imagination, almost worse than mine, so PERFECT! The brother's a good looking playing teenager...hmmmm! His dada is fabulous! Although it is wrong to consider trading parents...well if i could i would. He is awesome, you know every parent has their own little 'Skoiskoi' but omo this dude's hiccups are almost invisible. well MomC na another story. Seems like she likes me yeah but she has declared war against the 'alien' in her territory. I guess its only natural but in all she's an OK woman sha!And she's pretty. Now i know where MR MAN gets his boyish charms and incredible eyes from.

What else?Work is FUNNY! Omo, we have crazy managers and human ones. there's this particular guy that we have named 'Shut-ur-F**king-face-Uncle-F**ker' (Yep, i know, a bit too vulgar for me, thats the work of south park in my life)anyway its terrance and Phillips song from SouthPark-the movie. He's one guy who we were not sure he was gay until he started hating on me. As in, the guy just kept on picking on me -unnecessarily! If everyone arrives 10 mins late from Lunch, only Teva will be singled out for being late. If everyone jumps of the cliff, na Teva own dey go talk about. Well, from the intelligence reaching me of recent, apparently his hang-up with me was 'cause i was close to a cute male colleague. Apparently while i was missing work, hanging out with my friends on Wednesday, the dude was batting his eyes at the horrified young man. Omo, when i returned to work today, na so i gather gist....OMO!
My new partners-in-crime were quick to give me the low down once I arrived work today.It seems Uncle F was caught in a moment of momentary lapse of lusting...hmmmmmm!

Women and gossip! Lord save us! and forgive me, just incase Uncle F really isnt gay and we just over-read meanings into harmless office flirting.

In other news, should i go naija?This is a poll. Please drop your two cents. I mean is it sensible to start chasing a ticket to naija now for christmas?
Well guys, i've missed you and I hope to make more time in the future. Well i gotta go resume my French lessons.

Je te tres manquee!
Love y'all
T