Jolly J

Hi guys,
How was Easter?!! Fab!
I'm just concluding my easter tour...(talk about a serious minded student) and for all my fans that miss me, dont worry, darlin' Teva will be back in full blast after her exams. I'm so happy... the weather's fine, temp's btw 25 and 30 (naija weather) and i'm giving in to my age long vice -SHOPPING!!!!
Yday was J's bday. OMG, i missed the dinner! Yeah...geographical restraints but I'm coming to get my cake as soon as i return. I even have a good mind to super-impose my face in all of the birthday pictures as soon as they are out. Juwalo darl', if i could do it over again, I would wish i met you sooner...LOL. Happy Birthday man!
......In other news, the superfly Software engineering mogul Teva Smith is no longer single. Our London correspondent Jamie howard reports that the 2x yr old QM student has been keeping her relationship with the Finance Analyst underwraps for several weeks. The two were spotted leaving london for brussels earlier in the week. Some rumours indicate they had plans to visit Teva's parents. Miss Smith's PA confirmed the relationship began in mid-march but said that her beau preferred to keep it simple.
This news coming in, just as prince william split with his long term girlfriend....


How y'all been?
I feel like a cat that licked creme...probably because I have been licking creme...(the good kind). The resulting stimulus is under investigation and the findings will be released after exams. So my folks were happy to see me. they welcomed me with news from my grandma...can you imagine??? Talk about getting my priorites straight.
Anyways its all good...Did you guys go home to vote?? Only the gubernatorial election results are out and everyone's already coming up with tales of malpractice...una no tire?
I cant wait for saturday's presidential elections...y'all better vote for my uncle! If you dont eh?? Temmy, wildcat, miggie...guys..I know where you live...LOL
In keeping with nigerian news, I heard obanikoro is now governor of lagos state...eeeeeewww! may them build our 4th mainland bridge jare and comot their pot-bellies from TV. Speaking of potbellies, Is it true that if a guy's father has a potbelly, he will get one in middle age? 'Cause right now, i'm scared o! Dont want my baby looking like that soon.

Now back to the books. Yeye inc has been great...pls say thank you to her on my behalf. I'll be seeing y'all in london in a couple of days...Chao!

Nerves......

Funny title.
Exams are coming like....i dont know what adjectives to use here, but needless to say, yours faithfully is finding it hard to stick to her time table. 'this calls for the prayer of the saints...' I was thinking of the perfect comic lines to put there but it would sound sacriligious. Whatever!
Too much book!
My people i dey o! How come all the atheists i know are even more determined to remain atheists? Am I such a bad influence? I would imagine that anyone that hangs around me will see the wonders of such an amalgamated super homo superious sapiens sapiens divinus!
I was yarning with a pal yesterday, 'cuz we got a course grade published and it was fabulous so he was saying that he can afford to fail at least one module.
I then said, 'come on, have a little faith there...'
he says 'faith and i are mutually exclusive'
'Come on' I retorted, 'you will become a christian sooner or later'
'that will happen when you first turn a cabbage into a human'...we laughed ofcourse but i pulled his hair and made him swear he'd become a christian .....wonder Teva wins soul! hurray!!!
Every day, i see a new side to this christian -muslim vs atheist thing. (btw, there's a dog fest right outside my window. AT this very instant about 12 dogs of various sizes(from different owners) are frolicking outside my window...its so a cute sight...awwww.....oh, look the cute pup is playing in the water....awwwwwwww....) Ok. enough mushiness!
Where was i?? yeah atheist thing....hmmm! I recently discovered that its not just surface issues like i thought it was. For most, atheism is a result of years of thinking and experiences and unanswered questions...hmmmmmmmm
Ok. Gossip??? Not much to tell really. Unnerving brother showed up again. This time he had a valid excuse, apparently the reason he was at a juve's party was because the juve was his kid sister...hmmmmm. Cool eh? Ok all remaining wierd gist retumes after i've read my DSS. See you guys!
And for those of you that believe in Jesus! Have faith!!! LOL