A Drink you should never turn down!

Hi guys,

How have you been? I still dont feel like confessing just yet. I have missed having you guys around? Wetin do all of una? Everyone just went on a blogger break??? Unacceptable! Especially without express permission from my very humble self...LOL
Wetin do miggie?? Where's he going? Young man, except you are planning to run to mars or saturn, I'mma find you!
A lot of gist o! Chai! Holding everything inside is making me tingly all over...LOL, but i've come to realise there are somethings y'all dont need to know...its redundant gist.
Yesterday I went around doing good like Jesus said abi, na so me and Yeye inc go see one person like that -long story short, we ran into a mutual friend and decided to see the guy's place. Not bad, we stayed a while and when we were about to go, his 'afesona' showed up. So 'EXILE' was declared, we catch scope and cut.
Na so yeye inc dey yarn me say thank God no be only me come o, say na so my hair dey stand like person wey rush chop! that even the afesona dey look me 10 times...abeg o! Na your property o! My hair stands...aint my fault, na so God make am! In fact, my paddie one time tell me say, my hair na 'alakoba', if my face no koba me, my hair must to koba me. Haba??? only me???

Anyway, I went to get my documentes in the equivalent VI of london. The area is really tight, infact, every car that passed was chauffer-driven...hmmm memoirs...LOL. Anyways na so child of God dey mind her business dey waka o! na so, one bros walking toward me was smiling, I thought it would be rude not to smile back, so i did. He then stopped and asked if I worked around here.
'Dude, i don't know you...'
'Weren't you at xxxx's party last week?' It felt alot like those sleezy come-on lines.
'No, I dont know xxxx, I dont know you, it was nice meeting you though...bye'

I turned the corner and it started to drizzle, so I stood at the nearest cover I could find. Looked like the entrance of some hotel or company, the bell man didnt seem to mind, so I stood peacefully waiting for the wet weather to pass. Door opens behind me and dismissed dude is standing behind me smiling. Who the heck is this dude?? Ok, its free public space. He had the proverbial 'you can run but can't hide look'. That's irritating.
First, you look really close to thirty so I wonder what you'd be doing at a juve's party? Second, Its mid day...shouldn't you be work or something? Or do you spend your lunch hour preying on innocent by-standers??
'Would you like to wait inside while it rains?' He said after a moment or so.
"No, thanks, i'm sure it would soon pass'
"Would you like to have a drink sometime?'
"I..."Just then the rain stopped. Perfect! "I'm very busy this week. It was nice meeting you...again. " Na so i carry my kaya and fled.

Fine, I admit turning him down was not the perfect decision and yes, I kinda wish i did say yes but he was unnerving! What kind of guy meets you in 2 minutes and already makes you feel completely uncomfortable???? Even if you did spend the entire party staring at him....