hmmm all the love in the world..

Before i begin the juicy gist. i need to say a huge thank you to you guys in blog land. Frankly, you are the inspiration, you are the wind beneath my wave. The inspiration i get from reading your words, the courage I get to share more of my self and to be who I really am. Its amazing!! Thank you!!!

Ok. Now to the koko! hmm omo, na today i just know say i be real JJC. See me dey waka for almost two hours in search for a building that was opposite where I started from....Anyway, that one na aside..ok, where did i stop? [referring to previous blog], ok. Yeah, upper Sunday. Ok. Let me start from the friday to that....
Ok, after class, our professor dash us one kin assignment like that and you know say MBLA dey my class, so i just sent a group email like that, say i need tutor.
In fact i don forget am by sunday afternoon when i hear knock for my door...Voila MBLA looking rugged and cute with his day old beard and tightly knit muscles still visible in the blue jumper he was wearing....hmmm needless to say i was paying more attention to the smile than to the words that were coming out of his mouth.
Well after an hours 'tutoring'. He stayed for a chat, na so I offer the dude some food: bread and home made soup with tatashe (red chilli) shombo and ata rodo (sorry folks, i dont know the English equivalent, just so you know, they're all types of red chilli)
Omo come see oyinbo man dey sweat. I just dey laugh. He drank a whole tumbler of water and fanning his mouth. Anyway all that one na story. That sha explains the hours of laughter after i woke on Sunday shey....
Well i told y'all the guy was in my class right. so Monday morning as a polite student i said thank you to my tutor (who by the way was looking even more couth with sleepy eyes and his lazy grin). He seemed fine, only had a little trobule with his stomach before he slept. I had to restrain my laughter 'cause it was becoming ridiculous. I just dey laugh like baby 'kingsway'. I've never met a guy I just enjoy laughing at. I couldnt wait to continue chatting 'cause my other study group guys were calling me. na so i say bye bye o!
The next thing, the guy packed his bag and begin dey follow awon boyz dey come our study area. I come ask am say se im dey wan come study wit us ni abi bawo?
'naa, I just figured i'd meet a few more of my classmates.' he replied. 'hmmm ok o! na you get your leg!' So we all kept walking and talking. The other group guys went in to secure seating arrangements na so me and MBLA just dey chill outside. The next thing I noticed was the guy dey play with im phone. Haba? I know its a new phone but the way he did it made me want to laugh again....(omo be like say the guy get laughing gas in his perfume). Ok, we exchanged number sha and we got talking over the week. in fact my naija friend wey dey here e, she just dey take me catch trips. I just dey laugh anyhow! His accent is incredible and he's really fun company. Anyways, let me spare all of una the 'in-between-the-week' details. Se you know me, na so so puppy-crushes dey worry me. by the end of the week, i've completely lost interest. Ok, i no go loose interest, when them start to dash us assignment due in a week and and half to complete it!! Nooooo, i'll wait till my father comes with pankere! LOL.
In other news, omo i fear o! Be like say every where i go na so so husband palava! Women seeking men, Ladies HUNTING men!! see ladies, women, sophisticated mamas as them dey waylay boyz! Shoo! [Just so you know, i dont understand the pigin English craze i'm experiencing now, so please bear with me] Its like the 'In- thing!' Even my chinco flatmate dey complain say she never see better! Kai!!! If I enter flat and say I saw fine boy -sharply! them go ask where, when and distinguishing features....LOL. There was a particular day we were bored silly we decided to take a walk around our territory and make not of 'interesting subjects' That my flat sef [chuckles]! Na because mid term tests never jam us.
Ok, lets get to gist proper. A girl in the flat below us wan do birthday, she come say make all of us come....ok o! [cuz them don they yap all the iya arugbo (old ladies) wey dey my flat say them no dey rock and them dey slow down the action!! So we decided to attempt to fit in
Ok o, we decided to go clubbing o, we even stomach the intended 5k entry fee. So on the d' day, we all got dressed up. Me sef, took extra twenty minutes to arrange the eyebrows and glaze meself properly. We decided we'd meet the school bar and then go clubbing. Ok. Now just a little background on the feferefe 'party-loving' birthday girl. She no fit sit down two days without going out to town or club or something. Mistake! one of the invitees brought a friend. One correct looking boy like that. Na so story finish o!. The babe wey dey sing 'PArty! PArty!!! PARTY!!!" come dey talk '...lets's stay in tonight, fine boy doesnt want to go anywhere'
See sparking, the flatmate beside me called her aside and gave her quite long tongue lash! What nonesense! na only you dey trip? abeg babe carry yourself comot.
So after chilling in the student bar for close to two hours we finally set off on our 'escapade'. Na that day I realise that the prayer 'May God not let us walk into snares of the evil one', was a truly important one.
Na so we enter bus jeje o! all of us find hanging space, we were about twelve in all with seven guys. That's how some punks (about 10 juves) just picked on the 'crushed' guy. see bitch-slapping and kicking! Them tell the guy to empty his wallet or them go wound am. See as everybody in the bus carry face comot! Shoo!! Whatever happened to being your brother's keeper???I was SCARED!! They had a knife ,wrapped in newspaper which they kept prodding at the guy. The part that pained me the most was the seven idiots we packed with us. Ok, let me rephrase, 6 morons and one brave guy. The shocker was that the male flatmate who was right beside the guy being attacked simply turned his face around. MEN!! I was truly stunned! Na so the brave guy drag the mugged guy out of the line of fire and unto his side, giving them punks a stern look. "Leave him alone, you don't want a piece of me" he said! omo the first thing i thought of was how far better nigeria was! Kai! To make matters worse, when we got off the bus, they started tailing us. Man, I thought of all the things i would have been doing instead of being in this situation. Anyways sha, they left us and we RACED back home (at least the girls in the group)!
The rate of bus violence has gone upt to alarming levels these days. People cause others harm in full spectator view![Where have all our super-heroes gone???Where's spiderman when you need him??] Seriously though, it is truly horrifying, especially young boys under the age of 16. Since they are protected by the system, they get their kicks from injuring people and robbing IN BROAD DAY LIGHT!! Na wa o!They know the most they'll get is a remand home. Its appalling! They beat an old woman in the bus about week before this incident. She died before the paramedics arrived. I just dont know what this world is turning to. And now our friendly neighbourhood Korea is playing with its nuclear weapons. Ok o! All of una continue!!! Jesus is coming with 'koboko' (a horse-whip) for all them bad folks out there!
Well guys, in summary! As of today, Teva has decided to take a much needed crush-break. Concentrate on completing some assignments....FINALLY START THAT BOOK and give you and update soon...LOL
Take care out there! there are alot of wolves in sheep's clothing! Inspect all CARGO!!! Lol (five bucks for anyone who can figure that last bit...lol)